Here’s Everything HBO Max Will Be Streaming (so far)

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The streaming wars are upon us, folks. With Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon setting the standard for what video streaming should look like, we’ve got a couple of newcomers approaching who are ready to further shake things up.

We’ve already given you the lowdown when it comes to Disney+ and their massive lineup coming out on November 12th, but Warner Bros own streamer HBO Max is ready to drop some serious players of their own.

The service will cost $14.99 per month—the same price as HBO Now—and if you are already subscribed to HBO, HBO Now, or AT&T HBO, you’ll have full access with no additional charge.

HBO Max isn’t set to release until May 2020 but here’s the scoop as to what will be available as of right now.

HBO SERIES

In addition to the long list of original HBO series that will be available like Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, and Westworld, there are several new shows being debuted along with the new streaming service, too:

The Outsider from Stephen King

Lovecraft Country from Jordan Peele and J.J. Abrams

The Nevers from Joss Whedon

The Gilded Age from Downton Abbey’s Julian Fellowes

The Undoing from David E. Kelley

House of the Dragon, the Game of Thrones prequel following the rise of House Targaryen from author George R.R. Martin and screenwriter Ryan Condal.

ORIGINAL SERIES

Raised by Wolves, a sci-fi series from Ridley Scott about “two androids tasked with raising human children on a mysterious virgin planet.”

Rap Sh*t (current title), a half-hour comedy from Issa Rae about a female rap group in Miami. Executive produced by Issa Rae.

College Girls (current title), a half-hour comedy from Mindy Kaling, following a trio of freshman roommates at the fictional Evermore College in Vermont.

Bobbie Sue, a feature film starring Gina Rodriguez about a lawyer who seeks justice against her own firm and high-powered client after discovering wrongdoings.

Five stand-up specials from Conan O’Brien and Team Coco. Three of the specials will be hour-long sets featuring TBA comedians, while the other two specials will feature short sets from a number of up and coming comedians.

An hour-long stand-up special by James Veitch, also produced by Team Coco.

CLASSIC TV SERIES

Friends

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

The Big Bang Theory

Rick and Morty

The West Wing

South Park

Pretty Little Liars

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

The O.C.

The Bachelor

Robot Chicken

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Impractical Jokesters

The Closer

Rizzoli and Isles

Major Crimes

The Alienist

CW SERIES

Fans will have to wait until the contract between current CW-series like The Flash and Riverdale comes to an end before they arrive on HBO’s streamer, but there are two series that have been on the books since day 1:

Batwoman

Katy Keene (Riverdale spin-off)

LITERARY ADAPTATIONS

Tokyo Vice, based on the book by Jake Adelstein, starring Ansel Elgort

The Flight Attendant, based on a novel by Chris Bohjalian.

Circe, based on Madeline Miller’s modern update of Homer’s Odyssey.

Anna K: A Love Story, based on Jenny Lee’s reinvention of Anna Karenina.

Made for Love, based on Alissa Nutting’s book, starring Ray Romano.

Station Eleven, based on the novel by Emily St. John Mandel.

KNOWN IPs

Dune: The Sisterhood (tying into Denis Villeneuve’s big-screen Dune)

Rydell High (based on Grease)

Gossip Girl (a prequel to the CW series)

Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai (animated prequel series to the 1984 film)

Rules of Magic (prequel to Practical Magic)

The Boondocks, along with two new seasons from original series creator Aaron McGruder.

BBC SERIES

Doctor Who (2005 series and onward) with future seasons streaming after their BBC America run has ended airing original episodes.

Luther

Top Gear

The Office (U.K. version)

The Honourable Woman

STUDIO GHIBLI LIBRARY

Anime fans rejoice! If you haven’t already paid for access to the Studio Ghibli Library, all 21 films are leaving Disney for HBO Max:

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Castle in the Sky

My Neighbor Totoro

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Only Yesterday

Porco Rosso

Ocean Waves

Pom Poko

Whisper of the Heart

Princess Mononoke

My Neighbors the Yamadas

Spirited Away

The Cat Returns

Howl’s Moving Castle

Tales from Earthsea

Ponyo

The Secret World of Arrietty

From Up On Poppy Hill

The Wind Rises (coming Fall 2020)

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya

When Marnie Was There

SOME DC CONTENT

Doom Patrol will stream on both DCU and HBO Max starting with season two.

DMZ, based on the Vertigo Comics title. This one will be produced by Ava DuVernay.

Strange Adventures, anthology series featuring characters across the DC canon, as well as a Green Lantern series. Both to be produced by Greg Berlanti.

DC Super Hero High, a half-hour comedy following teens as a superpowered boarding school who don’t realize they are being trained as future DC superheroes. Executive produced by Elizabeth Banks.

All the DC films released in the last decade, including Joker and Aquaman, as well as every single Batman and Superman film released in the last 40 years.

BLOCKBUSTER FRANCHISES

The Matrix

The Lord of the Rings

The Hobbit

Gremlins

Lego

CHILDREN’S PROGRAMMING

New series:

Looney Tunes Cartoons, a new series starring the classic cartoon characters.

Jellystone, a new animated comedy featuring Yogi Bear, BooBoo, and the rest of the iconci residents of the titular town.

The Fungies!, a “prehistoric comedy” following the adventures of Seth, a student at Fungietown Elementary.

Tig N’ Seek, which is about an eight-year-old named Tiggy and his cat who explore the lost things of Wee Gee City.

Tooned Out, a live-action series from Robert Zemeckis, about a man who starts seeing cartoon characters who end up helping him during a rough time.

Classic shows:

Looney Tunes 

Merrie Melodies

The Flintstones

The Jetsons

Josie and the Pussycats

Popeye

Scooby and Scrappy-Doo

Yogi Bear

Sesame Street and related Sesame Street content

Non-Scripted Shows

Legendary, about the modern-day ballroom/voguing scene, popularized in the dramatic series Pose.

The Greatest Space (working title), a design competition series.

Demimonde, a secret sci-fi project from J.J. Abrams.

Crime Farm, a “psychosexual love story” from Nicole Kidman.

New films from Paul Feig, Reese Witherspoon, and Meryl Streep debuting exclusively on HBO Max.

Thousands Send Cards to Help Girl Celebrate First Birthday Without Her Dad

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Not that there was any shortage of tragedy in 2020, but a young girl in Massachusetts suffered a double blow last year as her dad passed away tragically at the age of 28. Just weeks later, her godfather passed away. And now, as young Lilly prepares to turn 4, her mom is doing her best to make it a birthday she’ll never forget, and thousands of strangers are answering the call.

As her mom explained in a Facebook post earlier this month, Lilly “LOVES mail.” She said Lilly loves getting the mail, loves the mailman, loves everything about it. To help Lilly celebrate her first birthday without her dad, her mom asked if people would be willing to send her a birthday card, drawing, or letter. She expected a modest response from the community at best, and to date, Lilly has received cards from all over the world ahead of her 4th birthday.

Her mom told a local news station Lilly loves being a little helper and loves ‘to do everything for everyone’ and has been thrilled at the letters she’s received so far. Shes’ received cards from nearly 40 different states and a handful of other countries, including Canada, France, and even as far as Australia.



Her mom told People “Lilly has been so excited! We have been blown away by the response and never expected this. We are just so thankful to feel so much love. It’s been overwhelming in the best way.”

A $220 Million Mistake, Early Bitcoin Investor Forgot His Password

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Remembering passwords is one of the biggest pains of the modern era. Forgetting your Amazon, Gmail, or Netflix password can involve jumping through multiple hoops to reset, especially since two-factor authentication became a thing.

But I will never bemoan the forgotten password process again, after hearing about a Bitcoin investor who can’t remember his IronKey password. Turns out he can’t access his digital bitcoin wallet, worth a cool $220 MILLION! Plus, he’s used 8 of his 10 attempts. He only has two tries left before his IronKey hard drive encrypts forever and he permanently loses access to millions.

The story was featured in the New York Times about a German programmer, Stefan Thomas, who was paid for a project in Bitcoin in 2011. Since then, the bitcoin stock has SOARED (it’s up like 50 percent just in the last few months). He saved the password to his digital wallet on an IronKey hard drive and then wrote the password on a piece of paper. He lost that paper, which now looks like a $220 MILLION mistake.

It’s the type of lost password nightmare that would give you enough anxiety for two lifetimes. He told the NYTimes he would lay in bed and think about it, try a new strategy, and be desperate after it failed again. He’s put the drive in a secure facility for the time being, as he tries to scheme another strategy to rescue his $200+ million bitcoin wallet.

“I got to a point where I had to let it be in the past, just for my mental health,” he said.

This is exactly why you use a simple password involving your name and jersey number from high school for every single PW ever.

 

4-Yr-Old Celebrates Being Cancer Free by Ringing Bell on Dad’s Fire Truck

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Having a child diagnosed with cancer is one of the most gutting things a parent can experience. It’s one of life’s most vicious and senseless cruelties to see your kid suffer fighting a deadly disease. This is why every parent can relate to the joy and happiness when a child overcomes the disease. The story of a 4-year-old boy in Virginia was making the rounds recently for his unique celebration marking the end of his cancer battle. After he was in remission, he got to ring the bell on his firefighter dad’s fire truck.

Nolan Turner celebrated being cancer-free by donning a fire helmet and ringing the large silver bell on the fire truck outside the Children’s Hospital. He was surrounded by his parents, extended family and friends, and hospital staffers.

His teary-eyed dad told a local news station that ‘crossing the finish line is a great feeling’, he said. “It’s just so amazing watching him overcome this adversity with a smile on his face.”

Dad called his son a “true fighter”, and said Nolan wants to grow up to be a firefighter too. His dad’s firefighter buddies have been part of the support network the family was especially grateful for, and they even made several trips to his hospital while he was undergoing treatment. The boy wasn’t allowed to have any visitors outside of his parents, so the fire trucks raised ladders with signs of support for Nolan to raise his spirits.

Just a powerful and cathartic moment to see their son triumphantly ring that bell, and it’s the sort of thing that causes the allergies of any dad to act up (if you prefer a cutting onions reference, feel free to swap that in).

George Orwell’s 1984 Is Getting a TV Adaptation

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Thanks to our political climate, people often turn to pop culture to make sense of what’s going on in the world. Things aren’t exactly peachy these days, and thus various dystopian movies, TV shows, and books are being referenced in relation to the pandemic and our political circumstances.

As social media continues to assert its dominance, both in driving conversations and shutting down particular voices, one particular work has been getting more and more play, and that’s George Orwell’s classic tale of totalitarianism, conformity, and disinformation: 1984.

It’s a great book, in which many parallels can be found with today’s climate, regardless of your own political persuasion, but unlike other dystopian works like Brave New World or Fahrenheit 451, it hasn’t gotten a pop culture makeover in quite a while (unless you’re a theatergoer). Until now.

1984 is getting a TV adaptation, but instead of adapting straight from the novel, the planned five-part miniseries will work off of the 2013 stage play from Robert Icke and Duncan Macmillan.

“As the world grapples with democracy and government in our divided age of surveillance, ‘fake news’ and truth decay, the urgency of Orwell’s masterpiece is undeniable,” the pair said in a statement (via Deadline) “The small screen feels like a natural home for his portrait of a society in which people trust their screens more than the world outside their windows.”

Apparently, that 2013 staged version has a bit of a reputation for its intense and bloody torture sequences (the book employed a very literal ‘rat in a cage,’ shouts to Billy Corgan), which caused some audience members to recoil – and made actress Jennifer Lawrence throw up during her visit to see Olivia Wilde in the Broadway production.

Whether the TV show will adhere to those levels of intensity is yet to be seen, but there’s no denying the show’s modern-day relevance, even if most of the people claiming we’re currently living under Big Brother’s watch haven’t actually read it.

Is HBO Max is Developing a Live-Action Harry Potter Series?

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It was a big day for wizardry, as The Hollywood Reporter broke the news that HBO Max is developing a live-action Harry Potter series. The beloved book franchise has spawned 10 blockbuster movies appeared headed for the streaming world for a series set in the Harry Potter world.

We’re in a full-fledged era of streaming wars, as each service tries to one-up the competition and dethrone Netflix. NBC moved The Office to Peacock, Disney+ is releasing a million Marvel and Star Wars shows, and HBO Max is getting all Warner Bros movies the same day they are released in theaters. And now, HBO Max is working to add some magic to their offerings.

Rumors say the project is in the very early stages and that executives are deep in conversations with several different writers exploring TV possibilities, as the project is a high priority item for HBO Max. Yet, when The Wrap contacted HBO and Warner they got this response:

“There are no ‘Harry Potter’ series in development at the studio or on the streaming platform.”

But that may be because they haven’t committed to one of the pitches they’ve been soliciting.

Or maybe it’s all a bunch of Hogwarts hogwash!

There would still be plenty of speed bumps for a future series, including a complicated rights deal with NBC that doesn’t expire for several years. Another wrinkle is the involvement of author J.K. Rowling, who still has a say in any spin-off productions. Still, with the highly popular IP, and the clear efforts from the streamer to find an angle to return the Harry Potter world, it looks like only a matter of time before wizards will become cool again.

Coca-Cola With Coffee Is Here to Power You Through the Day

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If you’ve been looking for a magic button to help you get through the day, the Coca-Cola company has heard your call and delivered a first of its kind: a coffee cola. Coca-Cola With Coffee is already in cans and available now, it’s set to change the beverage game. Why? Not just because it’s a first, but because it’s good…like, really good, according to reports.

Announced last summer, the product has officially hit grocery stores throughout North America after being tested in dozens of international markets. Here are the important details: it’s 100% Brazilian coffee mixed with the Coca-Cola you know and love, not just some bizarro coffee-flavored pop (are we going with soda or with pop these days?). There are three flavors; dark blend, vanilla, and caramel. There’s also a zero sugar, calorie-free option.

Supposedly it “sips like a Coke, finishes like a coffee” according to a spokesman. The true key here, it’s got a LOT more caffeine than your regular Coke. But still not quite as much as a 12-ounce cup of coffee (the 69 milligrams of caffeine is around half of the 12-ounce coffee), so it hits that perfect middle ground.

“In preliminary consumer testing, more than 80 percent of consumers who tried it said they would buy it,” a spokesman said in a press release. “Our customers would take a sip and immediately ask, “When can we have this?” The answer is NOW. It’s in stores everywhere and will be integrated into the daily routine for parents who need a lift in no time. Unless you’re one of those saints who has successfully given up soda (raises hand smugly) but is still addicted to drinking too much coffee anyway (raises hand shamefully).

For the rest of us, it could be just the ticket we need to power us through those afternoon lulls and gets us to the finish line that much sweeter.

“Dexter” Revival Takes Michael C. Hall Out of the Woods (and Miami)

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It was one of the best series on TV and then…it wasn’t. Few shows saw an unraveling after a series finale (and last few seasons, if we’re being totally honest) quite like “Dexter” on Showtime, but now, the gang is getting back together to fix those mistakes.

Here’s what we know, and it’s the most important thing: the 10-episode revival is not picking up where the story left off (thank god), which means Dexter is NOT A LUMBERJACK anymore. The controversial series finale had the vigilante faking his own death and starting a new life on the west coast as a lumberjack, which was deeply unsatisfying to many fans. So, like, just forget that, because the revival is picking up years later

The revival WON’T be going back to Miami either, as it’s set to take place in a fictional upstate New York town. Clancy Brown (Highlander, The Shawshank Redemption, Starship Troopers) is signed on to play the antagonist, and only a handful of other characters are known at this time. Of course, the main one, series star Michael C. Hall is back, obvs, and he too was frustrated by the finale.

“Let’s be real, people found the way that show left things pretty unsatisfying, and there’s always been a hope that a story would emerge that would be worth telling,” Hall told reporters. “I include myself in the group of people that wondered what the hell happened to that guy, so I’m excited to step back into it.”

It’s also clear it isn’t being rushed, as Hall said he and the show’s creators have bantered around ideas for years, but Hall never thought it was the right time. This time, they found an idea they really liked, and one Hall thought was a better fit for the character.

Hall said “I think in this case, the story that’s being told is worth telling in a way others weren’t, and I think enough time has passed where it’s become intriguing in a way that wasn’t before.”

The show is in production now and will air in the fall. It sounds really promising and will give fans of the original series (you know, before it fell apart) hope for a much more satisfying close.

Could Rick Moranis Appear in Ghostbusters: Afterlife? Winston Didn’t Say No

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In the midst of the nightmare that was 2020, there were a handful of bright spots. A bunch of movies landed on streaming services to help us survive, Taylor Swift graced us with two new albums, and Rick Moranis re-emerged into the spotlight after having taken years off to raise his kids.

The one-time megastar who started on SCTV starred in Strange Brew, headlined the Honey I Shrunk the Kids trilogy, and co-starred in Ghostbusters and Spaceballs, pulled back from Hollywood after his wife passed from cancer. Now that his kids are grown, he’s making a return to the industry, most notably in the forthcoming legacy-quel to Honey I Shrunk the Kids on Disney+.

Despite the imminent arrival of a new Ghostbusters film that exists in the same universe as the original movies and will feature cameos from some of the original cast, Moranis is not supposed to appear. Or is he?

Ernie Hudson, who suited up alongside Bill Murray, Dan Akyroyd, and Harold Ramis, was recently asked if Moranis makes an appearance in the new movie, and he didn’t exactly say no…

During a chat with Living Life Fearless, he was asked point black, and he dodged the question. “I think the studios probably want to hold that one,” Hudson said. “I love Rick. But yeah, I’ll let them share that.”

Moranis hasn’t spilled the beans, but he has expressed a willingness to dive back into work – but that the female-led Ghostbusters movie didn’t pique his interest.

“I’m interested in anything that I would find interesting. I still get the occasional query about a film or television role, and as soon as one comes along that piques my interest, I’ll probably do it,” Moranis told The Hollywood Reporter in 2015. “[But Ghostbusters 2016] didn’t appeal to me.”

If Hudson is playing coy and Moranis is returning, it’s a pretty well-kept secret. Bill Murray himself even denied it when he guested on Ellen, saying, “”We’re missing Rick Moranis and we’re missing Harold Ramis,” Murray said. “And they’re greatly missed for so many reasons. They were so much a part of the creation of it and the fun of it. But Harold is featured in the story of the movie, so it’s going to be very interesting.”

Maybe the movie’s delay, which was made necessary due to the pandemic, afforded a little extra time to find a way to get Moranis into the film. Or maybe the cast are just great at bluffing!

Either way, we’ll have to wait til this summer to find out, when Ghostbusters: Afterlife premieres. But you can tie yourself over with some crazy Facts About Rick Moranis.

2021’s Newest Trend Is the “Monkey Tail Beard” and TBH We’re Worried About You

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This has been one heck of a year. A freaking pandemic, all the political junk we never want to think about again, there’s a lot going on – and realistically, no person is fully equipped to handle it all. We’ve become accustomed to checking in on our loved ones even more than usual because it’s important to make sure the people we care about are holding it together as well as they possibly can. On a recent check-in, we were reminded that cries for help can come in a million different packages. Sometimes a questionable fad is nothing more than a questionable fad, but uh, we wanted to make sure you’re doing ok out there.

Nearly a year of quarantine has left even the biggest homebodies longing for the days of attending a party for a couple of hours before making an excuse to leave. We’ve had to come up with new and creative ways to stay busy, occasionally leading us to some pretty ridiculous situations. Or in this case, some ridiculous facial hair. The latest beard trend of 2021 is not entirely unexpected, given our deep desire for some sort of novelty during these monotonous days. Recently, photos featuring something called a “monkey tail beard” have been popping up on social media, and it’s – well, it’s exactly what it sounds like.

 

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The bizarre facial hairdo features a single sideburn that essentially runs down the side of your face, swoops down around your chin, and circles upwards over one side of your mouth ending in some sort of long-winded moustache.

The trend first popped up in 2019 when MLB’s Mike Fiers showed up sporting the monkey tail beard, and we cannot stress this enough, he did it for laughs. Now, the monkey tail beard is making waves on social media by people who look suspiciously serious about it.

Listen, we get it. It’s a weird time, and we’re all just trying to make it through. If what you need to spread your creative wings within the confines of your own home is this thoroughly bananas look, more power to you – sometimes you really just need to monkey around and find out. All we ask is if you do decide to take the plunge, please photograph the evidence.

 

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