Tim Tebow Gets Cut, Finally Hangs Up His Cleats

What a long strange trip it’s been. Let’s hope it’s finally over! Tim Tebow is one of the most popular college football players of all time. He’s also one of the most perseverant and/or deluded, depending on who you ask.

After a storied NCAA career with the Florida Gators, which yielded two national championships, a Heisman trophy, and legions of fans inspired by his leadership and his success, Tebow entered the NFL. Without the prototypical size and physical tools, most teams prefer in a quarterback, it wasn’t easy for him to find a team that wanted him to remain at QB. He was drafted by QB-starved Denver, where his intangibles led to some improbable wins, including a playoff victory over the Steelers that would prove to be the peak of his short-lived career. The Broncos traded for Peyton Manning and Tebow was unceremoniously sent to the Jets before bouncing around the league for a few unsuccessful years.

He then switched gears completely and joined the New York Mets farm system, a signing that seemed to many more designed to attract attention for the team than to actually develop Tebow into a major leaguer. He spent four years in the system but never did make it out of the minors, and after years of resisting, finally decided he would play tight end in an attempt at an NFL comeback at 34 years old, after being out of the league for 6 years, and joined the Jaguars as a free agent tight end.

It didn’t work out. After their first preseason game, Jacksonville cut Tebow, and he is now, one presumes, finally hanging up his cleats. Unless he likes playing soccer too?

As the news spread Tuesday morning, Tebow took to Twitter (where you can locate his phone number in case you want to text him, for some reason?) to signal the end of the road and to express his gratitude to the Jaguars. Say what you want about Tebow – and believe me, I’ve said a lot – he has never been anything but gracious, even in the face of countless detractors.

Odds are the fervent Christian will be back in the broadcast booth, where he’s had stints with ESPN and the SEC network. Despite his professional shortcomings, he’ll never lack fans or critics. But at least they’ll no longer be in the stands. At least not until his inevitable political rallies.

I think I’d rather he be a bad quarterback.

Live-Action ‘Driver’ TV Series in Development

The live-action video game adaptations just keep on coming and coming.  The majority seem to be from the ’90s and they’re all about driving vehicles too if that’s your thing.

As reported by GamesIndustry.biz, the classic Playstation & Xbox video game ‘Driver’ will be adapted into a live-action TV series that will “focus on undercover agent and ex-racecar driver John Tanner as he tries to take down a crime syndicate.”  The series will be released exclusively on Binge.  As if we didn’t already have enough streaming services, Binge is apparently taking a different approach.  Binge is a new streaming platform dedicated to delivering premium entertainment for gamers.  There could be potential there for a host of new video game properties to look forward to, but we’ll have to wait to find out if that’s true.

The Driver series will be produced by Binge’s Vincent Talenti and Allan Ungar, who directed and co-wrote the Uncharted live-action fan film featuring Nathan Fillion as Nathan Drake that was released in 2018 (definitely watch it, it’s great).  Executive producers on the project hail from Ubisoft Film & Television and include Jason Altman, Danielle Kreinik, and Genevieve Jones.

“Our mission at Ubisoft is to bring our games to life in new and exciting ways and create content set in the world, culture and community of gaming,” Kreinik said in a blog post. “Working with Binge will allow us to bring a Driver series directly to the audience who is most passionate about seeing this franchise come to life.  As longtime fans of the franchise, we’re excited to deliver an original, premium and rich storytelling experience that will take fans and newcomers on a thrilling ride.”

Out of all the video game properties to be adapted to live-action, I have to say Driver is wildly out of left field.  I mean, the story will fit fine, but in the vast ocean of video games, you go with Driver?  It definitely has potential don’t get me wrong, but it is an odd choice.

I had a lot of fun with the original Driver when it was released on PS1 back in 1999.  The mandatory tutorial at the very beginning was slightly insane, but once you got past that, it was just a really cool game.  It was like a playable version of Steve Mcqueen’s ‘Bullitt’.  It’s kind of a shame we haven’t seen another proper release since the last Driver game was released in 2011 (there was the cellphone game Driver: Speedboat Paradise in 2014, let’s not talk about that).  The franchise has a lot of potential for a reboot, but for now, we’ll just have to play the originals.

“Ted Lasso” Star and Writers Earn Huge Raise for Season 3

“Ted Lasso” has become a smash hit for Apple+ and arguably the service’s most important show. It came out of nowhere to become must-see TV during a time where we never needed it more and has since been rewarded with renewals and a large pile of Emmy Awards. And now, Jason Sudeikis and crew are getting the reward they were likely most interested in, as the entire crew got huge raises for a third season of the soccer comedy.

In an age of divisiveness and snark, it’s truly wild to see a show about soccer and being nice become a sensation, but no one is more responsible for Lasso overcoming the odds more than the titular star itself, Jason Sudeikis. According to The Hollywood Reporter, he’s reaping the reward for ‘believing’ as his salary was bumped up to $1 million per episode. Reportedly, he was paid around $250,000 per episode for the first two seasons.

Season 2 debuted this summer to an audience six times as big as its season 1 debut. The show’s relentless positivity and feel-good motif resonated with the audience as it quickly became a word-of-mouth favorite.

At first, it was just the handful of people you know with an Apple+ subscription or who love sports. Then the murmurs grew as converts were quickly won over and it became a groundswell by the end of the first season. With so many different streaming options, it is surprising a legit hit came out of one on the fringe. But it also says a lot about what was missing from the typical streaming diet, as Lasso’s earnestness defied the odds.

And it wasn’t until season 2 that the show truly broke through. Yeah, it shot out of a rocket with season 1, pulling in any award nomination possible for a television show. But that first period was full of love and encouragement. It wasn’t until season 2 that the haters came out of the woodwork that you knew the show had reached a new level.

It’s the lifespan of ANYTHING in the digital age, whether you’re a new TV show or just a TikTok guy drinking soda on a skateboard, the haters will come for you when you’ve become big enough. The show has been able to keep things interesting and true to form while continuing to gain steam throughout the second season.

Even before season 2, Apple+ renewed the series for a third season. Reportedly, the original concept for the show involved a three-season story arc. So it’s possible season 3 will be the final one for Lasso and AFC Richmond. Or perhaps the critical acclaim, audience fervor, and big dollars will help spur the creators into finding more places to take the characters.

Either way, the people behind one of the best new shows in the last year have gotten the big paydays they all richly earned.

Insider Says N64 Coming to Switch Online, Believes Subscription Will Cost More

A few weeks back, credible video game leaker ‘NateDrake’ revealed during one of his podcasts that Game Boy & Game Boy Color games were potentially coming to Nintendo Switch Online.  Now, Nate claims that the N64 library will be potentially joining the online service as well.

To further back up Nate’s claims, Eurogamer added to the rumors, saying their sources could back up this information and noted that “other retro platforms” are also likely to show up.  Here’s exactly what Nate had to say on the latest episode of his podcast.

“Eurogamer went one step further, having noted that additional platforms will also be added to Nintendo Switch Online in the future. And today I would like to add to that, yes, that information is accurate and one of the platforms that will be coming to the Nintendo Switch Online in the future is the revolutionary Nintendo 64.”

While this is awesome news, Nate seems to think Nintendo will introduce a new Switch Online subscription fee.  Translation: Nintendo knows you love the N64, so they know you’ll drop any amount of money to play those games on your Switch.

“What I’m going to propose, is that when Nintendo 64 does come to Nintendo Switch Online it is going to come with a higher-priced tier.  A premium version of Nintendo Switch Online, if you will.  I don’t think they would try to double the price of it.  I’d come in at $30 a year.  $35 would be the ceiling, any more than that I think Nintendo would be really pushing things.”

While Nate is pretty confident the N64 library will eventually appear on Switch Online, a release date is still up in the air.

“I would give a very realistic probability that it happens in the current fiscal year…but that’s a guess.  I mean that’s a guess but you know, we will find out as we said, September is the month of reveals, the anniversary of the platform itself, so hopefully, we have some news about Nintendo Switch Online this month, but there is no rule that it has to come this month.”

Of course, this is all speculation, but I do love good speculation.  What’s interesting about September being the “month of reveals”, is the original Game Boy released in September of 1989.  We’re already halfway through the month, so are we going to see those rumored Game Boy and Game Boy Color games on Nintendo Switch Online shortly?  The N64 was released on September 29th, 1996.  Could you imagine if they just dropped both the Game Boy & N64 games on us at the same time this month?  That would be quite the bold move.

You know what I say about all this “potential” business with releasing the classics though?  I say enough with it already.  Quit holding the classics hostage and just give us the damn games Nintendo.  The fans want the good stuff!

Taco Bell Is Testing a Subscription Service For Taco Lovers

Taco Bell is starting a subscription service. We aren’t getting Taco Bell+ streaming into your TV (although I would totally watch that!), rather, the fast-food eatery is starting a monthly Taco Lover’s Pass for super fans.

While not an unprecedented move, it is an unusual approach to food and fervor, but Taco Bell is nothing if not a company that takes some chances. But this isn’t them jumping into the chicken sandwich wars, this is them doubling down on what people already love most about the Taco Bell experience.

The chain is testing the “Taco Lover’s Pass” in certain markets. Customers can order one crunchy taco, soft taco, spicy potato soft taco, or Doritos Locos taco per day for 30 straight days on the app. How much does this Taco Lover’s Pass cost? That’s part of what the test is for, as it’s different by location. The price typically ranges from $5 to $10 per month. That’s chump change when it comes to declaring your love of tacos.

 

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Then again, the idea of eating at a fast-food restaurant EVERY DAY is not the sanest thing either. The brand is trying to get people into the store on a regular basis. It’s also an effort to get more people using their app.

Executives at their parent company have said to investors the typical Taco Bell loyalty member spends 35 percent more on their visits compared to before downloading the app. While I don’t fall into the Taco Lover category, there is no question that restaurant apps have never been better and easier to use. If there’s one good thing to come out of 2020, it’s having more food at your fingertips.

The Taco Lover’s Pass is being tested in various markets through late November, at which point it could get a nationwide rollout.

Anthony Mackie Nabs Lead Role In ‘Twisted Metal’ TV Series

As Hollywood continues to mine existing intellectual property for content, they have inevitably turned to video games. Over the years, there have been a bunch of movies based on video games, but none have been particularly good. Lately, they’ve been pivoting to television. A Last of Us series is in the works with Pedro Pascal, as well as shows based on Assassin’s Creed, Halo, Far Cry, and more.

The latest show to get a high-profile announcement is the PlayStation game Twisted Metal. An action-comedy game about a fast-talking dude tasked with crossing a post-apocalyptic wasteland to deliver a package. Based on an idea from the writers behind the Deadpool movie, the starring role requires someone with the charisma to handle the title role. And it looks like they’ve found him in the former Falcon, current Captain America, Anthony Mackie.

“We’re thrilled to have Anthony Mackie on board. His ability to blend comedy, action and drama is perfect for the Twisted world we’re creating,” said Asad Qizilbash, head of PlayStation Productions.

Mackie will embody John Doe, the smartass hero at the center of Twisted Metal as he attempts to find a better life – if he can survive an onslaught of violence from all manner of bad guys, including a demented clown who drives an ice cream truck. Can’t wait to see who they cast in that role!

“We’ve been big fans of Anthony’s phenomenal body of work over the years and knew he was the only actor who could play a character as complex, funny and compelling as John Doe. Fortunately for us, he agreed,” said Glenn Adilman, EVP Comedy Development at Sony TV.

Cobra Kai writer Michael Jonathan Smith will write and executive produce the series, which has yet to find a home but sounds like a fun opportunity for Mackie to step outside of Marvel and do something with a bit more edge.

7-Yr-Old Spreads Message of Self-Love To Help Others After Being Bullied

Being a kid isn’t always easy. Sure, you’re free from things like taxes and insurance deductibles. In place of adult responsibilities, however, kids face the undeniable challenges of growing up. Kids are just getting their footing in the world, learning the ins and outs of being a human being. When they encounter life’s challenges for the first time, they have to choose how to handle them. When 7-Year-old Rowyn Montgomery found strategies to help him deal with bullies at school, he decided to help other kids do the same.

Rather than fight back, Rowyn utilized the power of self-love to counter the impact of the bullies’ cruel words. He embraced himself for exactly who he is, focusing especially on things that bullies picked on. In one of his videos, Rowyn discusses how bullies used to tease him for having a “unibrow.” But, as Rowyn explains, all that matters is how he feels about himself.

“I used to be picked on about it, but I don’t care. I’m myself,” Rowyn says in his Instagram video. And if someone teases you about the things that make you different, “You can just walk up to them and say, ‘I’m myself. It doesn’t matter what other people think about me. It matters what I think about myself.’”

Wise words for a 7-year-old, and a lesson that many still struggle with as adults. Rowyn (with his mom’s help) has shared more than a dozen videos in which he reflects on self-love, and his thousands of followers adore him for both his positivity and his sincerity.

“I started making these videos because I didn’t want anybody to feel sad for being bullied,” Rowyn told his mom, Michelle, who then relayed his message to The Dad. “I want people to embrace themselves and love who they are. I hope my videos help people.”

If the comments are any indication, Rowyn’s videos are helping people. It’s one thing to hear these messages from adults, but hearing it from a fellow kid hits differently. Rowyn shares his videos on both Instagram and YouTube, spreading his important message to those who need it most.

Mom Gets Early Morning Revenge on Late-Night Partying Neighbors

Every parent knows how hard it is to vacation with small children. Sleep is hard enough as it is, but when toddlers get cruel with late-night wake-ups on a trip, that can make parent life hellish. It was that feeling which prompted some vacationing parents to get revenge on some partying 20-somethings.

A couple with kids was vacationing in Wales (ok, they were on “Holiday”, for you internationals) and staying near some younger folks who clearly did not have kids. We all know those are two VERY different trips. The kids were blaring music into the wee hours of the morning.  The mom asked them to keep it down (a reasonable request when you have young kids and it’s midnight), and the partiers just kept doing what partiers do.

Every parent can relate to that fury they felt at that moment. And sure, you can cut them a little bit of slack, because we were all young and carefree once. But if you repeatedly ask them to keep it down and they make very little effort, that’s basically a declaration of war.

@heatherminsh##payBack ##IWin 😂😂♬ original sound – Heather

In this case, the method of revenge from the mom was diabolical. She woke up at sunrise (you know, like you do with kids) and chucked a TON of bread on the roof of their rental to summon a hungry flock of seagulls as a brutal wakeup call.

Imagine having a great party all night with a bunch of other carefree 20-somethings, only to be awoken by the call of hungry birds. That is no way to start your hangover.

The mom shared the story and video on TikTok, where it got more than a million views, probably from other parents.

College kids can go all night, but only sleep-deprived parents can hit the extreme vengeance level needed to win that battle.

Landlord Paints Over Roach, Twitter Turns Comment Section Into Photoshop Battle

There are certain things in life that make our brains, for lack of a better term, glitch so badly we have to do a hard restart (bang our heads against a table for a while). Some things make so little sense that we genuinely can’t believe they’re real. In those instances, we often turn to social media as a way of asking, “am I losing it, or do you guys see this too?”

When a Twitter user named Chelsea (@chellzyeah) shared a photo in early September, it fell squarely in the category of, “you seeing this shit?” Over 360,000 likes later, two things were abundantly clear. One, Twitter was absolutely seeing that shit. And two, it was just as ridiculous to strangers around the world as it was to Chelsea.

The picture in question shows a small section of Chelsea’s wall, a slightly-dented edge the color of day-old oatmeal. But wait, there’s more.

“My landlord painted over a fucking roach,” Chelsea captioned her photo.

In the middle of the wall, a cockroach attempting to make its escape was frozen in place like Han Solo in carbonite. The detail visible on the ill-fated insect is astonishing, almost as astonishing as the level of not-giving-a-fuck necessary to paint over a cockroach. Before long, the people of Twitter rushed to the comment section to breathe life back into the perished pest through the power of Photoshop.

There’s the roach who’s here for a good time, not a long time

If anyone can do it, this crew can-can

This guy’s getting dangerously close to encroaching on Tony Hawk territory

Is this a game to you

Fatality 🙁

This one doesn’t include our fallen friend, but it brings up an important point. If it isn’t attached to the wall, don’t freaking paint it.

Twins Sequel “Triplets” Adds Tracy Morgan as Arnold and Danny’s Long-Lost Brother

If you’ve ever wished your favorite movie had a sequel, you’ve never had better odds.

In this era of constant regeneration and replication, studios are doing whatever they can to fill the countless content platforms. We’re getting a new Ghostbusters, a new Matrix, a new Beverly Hills Cop, and now, after over thirty years, a new Twins, called “Triplets,” which adds Tracy Morgan to the cast.

That’s right, a sequel to the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito comedy, about mismatched Twins – one the perfect genetic specimen and the other his scraps – was a big hit in 1988. For years, a sequel called was rumored, most recently starring Eddie Murphy as the long-lost triplet, until the comedian got too busy.

“Twins was quite successful, and some years after, this whole thing started with Arnold meeting Eddie Murphy, and the suggestion came from one of them,” Reitman said. “It was, ‘I should be a triplet, that could be a very funny comedy.’ We started a script with Eddie, and after the success he had with Amazon Prime on Coming 2 America, he got himself booked up heavily. And we knew we were going to make it at the beginning of next year.”

The movie is still moving forward, now with standup and 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan.

“I’d been good friends with Tracy Morgan for a long time and always thought he was one of the funniest men in the world. I thought he would make a terrific triplet, and we rewrote the whole script for him. Now, we’ll go out and try and put the money together and get it made.”

Ivan Reitman, who directed the original, is back for this one, and he describes the movie’s premise.

“Secretly, there was a third baby born, a Black baby, who hasn’t been in touch with his siblings. They don’t know each other and very early in the movie they meet and it’s how they achieve a bond together after all these years. It’s really a film about family and, no matter how different we all are, we have to learn to get along. These guys have great chemistry together, and you can see that in the reel, and how much energy they bring out in each other.”

It sounds absurd, but no more absurd than the first movie, and no more absurd than action star Arnold Schwarzenegger starring in a comedy. But after Twins hit, Arnold flexed his comedy muscles and began appearing in more funny flicks. None hit quite as hard as Twins, but maybe Triplets will be the charm!