Need a reason for a funny bathroom sign? According to a 2016 study done by Houzz, most people spend about 30-60 minutes a day in their bathrooms. That’s roughly 420 minutes a week… or more than 36 hours a year. If you’re spending that much time in your bathroom, you probably want it to look nice, right? “Nice” is relative, though. One man’s all-original 1950’s pink tiled bathroom might be Heaven to him, but Pepto-Bismol Hell to his buddy. Maybe your Fixer Upper-obsessed partner shiplapped everything for a farmhouse look. Or maybe you’ve gone sleek, grey, and “modern.” Whatever you do to the floors and the vanity, it might look pretty but it’s not entertaining.
“But, does a bathroom need to entertain?” Yeah, man. What if your phone dies and you find yourself tied to the throne for a while? You certainly don’t want to spend your entire 30 minutes hiding in the bathroom reading the back of the shampoo bottle. (You did that this morning in the shower.) You need something to stare at so you don’t end up contemplating what you’re doing with your life. We recommend adding some funny bathroom signs to your decor. Most of these aren’t very long, nor do they require much time. They’re more suitable for a quick trip by a guest instead of a long stay from a resident. (Light a candle, man!) They’ll also help you laugh when someone clogs the john. But, we love these particular bathroom signs nonetheless.
Best Funny Bathroom Signs For The Home
This gem has a ton of writing. Hopefully no one is in a hurry when they come into your bathroom for the first time. Still. we love the idea of posting rules that should just be common sense.
This collection offers a little bit of something for everyone. There’s entertainment in the eye chart, goofy “reviews,” and still a list of rules or notes to follow when you’re using the loo. Fair warning: These come as prints and will need to be framed.
“Sprinkles” are often seen as an inherently “childish” invention… unless of course, you’re talking about the bathroom. Sassy and simple, this sign is perfect for all you Chip and Joanna fans who want a “farmhouse” look, even in the city. But its basic black and white coloring could help it fit in with just about any decor style.
With more unpainted wood framing, this rustic(ish) bathroom sign is yet another great option if you want a farmhouse or rustic feel to your bathroom. Plus, it’s pretty flippin’ funny. If your home is otherwise put together and perfect, this can be the sign that adds a bit of laidback, silly charm.
The beauty in this simple “sign” is that the scrolling words can work with just about any decor. There’s nothing particularly modern or farmhouse or “retro” about them, which makes “Hello Sweet Cheeks” the perfect addition to any style of latrine. Bonus: If your bathroom is void of black, these word signs can easily be spray painted.
Wanna get your bathroom reviewed on Yelp? Well, that’s weird. This fake farmhouse bathroom sign features a 4.5-star rating, though, and would certainly add a bit of charm to an otherwise boring bathroom. Of course, if you don’t like sharing your powder room, you may not want to suggest your guests “poop here again.”
The roughed-up, been-in-the-dugout-for-decades look may not go over well for your downstairs powder room. However, if you’re a “boy dad” and those heathens have their own bathroom, this may be the perfect sign to hang over home plate (and by “home plate,” we mean the toilet). This one’s a bit pricier, but it’s made of durable (and wipable) metal.
If your rustic WC is missing a little humor, we recommend this cutie. The frame would pair nicely with the “Get Naked” sign above, but it would work well on its own, too. It’s small and discreet, so it can fit in even the most cramped space.
While just about anyone would get a kick out of this sassy, instructional, and funny bathroom sign, Home Alone fans will wholeheartedly approve. Keep it classy, ya filthy animal, and hang it near the hand towel.