If you’ve always thought pineapple (or worse, kiwi) on pizza should be considered a crime, you’ll be happy to know that the Night City Police Department in CD Projekt Red’s new game Cyberpunk 2077 takes that offense very seriously. The game exists in a vast city where all sorts of terrible things can happen, but I wasn’t aware pizza topping usage were amongst them.
Players have taken the time to look into some optional missions for NCPD’s “Most Wanted”, and they’ve discovered the worst of the bunch. An Animal’s gang member named “Mauler” is wanted for “Illegal use of pineapple or pineapple-adjacent products (Pizza Desecration)”.
As if this game wasn’t already ridiculous enough with all the hilarious glitches and bugs that have plagued it since it launched on December 10th, I now know I can veer off the main story path and set out on a quest to apprehend a “pizza desecrator”.
Good thing I get bacon, mushroom, and green pepper on mine. I’d be a model citizen in Night City.