Huntley seems especially excited to grill this year, after a long winter and an extended period of social isolation. He is currently shaping burger patties and slicing vegetables for a barbecue that will not happen because he’s consistently too lazy to refill his old tanks.
“I got a few tanks in the garage so we got plenty of fuel,” Huntley said, cluelessly.
Huntley’s stock of empty fuel tanks has been growing for several years. Every summer, he vows to return or refill the empties but never gets around to it. He has yet to grasp the pattern.
In addition to the propane, Huntley’s garage also houses 10 water jugs and 14 Sodastream gas tanks. All of them are empty.