Reclaim Your Garage With These DIY Storage Ideas

Let’s be real: An “organized garage” often seems like an oxymoron. They serve too many purposes and see too many visitors. Everyone and their uncle have been in your garage. If it’s open (and in the summer, isn’t it always open?), that’s the door people use to come in. In the winter, your partner is adamant they want to use the garage “for its intended purpose,” and you’re suddenly trying to make room for the family van. But what about your tools? What about all the crap you’ve been told you “need to find a place for”? How are you supposed to do that in the garage when it’s also home to the SUV, the sports equipment, and more bikes than you have kids? It’s overwhelming. But there are some key things you can do to make it less so. Enter: DIY garage storage ideas.

The following tips, tricks, and hacks will help you make sense of the chaos you currently call your garage.

DIY Garage Storage Ideas and Garage Tool Storage Ideas

Figure Out What You Need

Go stand in your garage. Survey the area. Maybe bring a friend or spouse to offer an objective perspective. You need space for car and bike storage. You’re going to need a place to stash the holiday stuff. And, of course, you need a place to hang, hide, and use your tools. Decide on the zones you need to create within the limited space of your garage. Make a list.

Play “Crime Scene”

You’ll need:

  • A tape measure
  • Masking tape or painters tape

It’s easy to see a bunch of junk and want to run out and buy tubs to shove all that junk in. But then where will the tubs go? If the Christmas wreaths get mixed in with your circular saw, you’re never going to find anything (or if you do, your wreath may no longer be in one piece). Once you have your list of zones, figure out where you want to put them. Measure how much space that cluster of bikes takes up and tape off a “parking area” (close to the garage door so the kids aren’t rolling bikes out by the new car).

Cluster your holiday decor together in a neat and orderly fashion. Measure that and tape out where you think it will go. Consider your workbench and your tool storage and measure and mark that space, as well. In essence, you’re mapping out a crime scene for your belongings using tape — although the true crime would be not making the most of every inch of storage you can find in your garage.

Note: The walls and ceilings are fair game, too. Can you hang the less-used bikes from the ceiling? Imagine how much shit you can put on hooks on a pegboard! The possibilities are endless.

OK, Fine — Go Shopping

Now that you’ve surveyed the scene, you might have a better idea of what you need. Here are a few things to keep in mind:

  • If you already have bins to use, measure them before you buy shelves.
  • If you already have shelves, measure those before you buy storage bins.
  • If you don’t have either: Prepare to do a ton of math.
  • If possible, buy clear bins so you can see what’s inside.
  • Label stuff. You’ll thank yourself later.

Flexibility Is Key

Remember that what’s in your garage at the beginning is only going to multiply over time. And trust us, you don’t want to have to do this every other year until the kids go off to college. So, leave bins empty to fill at a later date. Buy shelves that hold more than you have or that can be adjusted to fit more as you go along.

Start at the Garage Door

Pro tip: Start at the garage door. Why? Well, mainly because your tools and workbench have probably been allocated to the back wall, right? (Always. That’s always where Dad’s workbench ends up.) That area is going to take the most time. After all, tool storage is also probably your main reason for doing this. If you start with your tools, chances are you’ll stop after your tools.

It’s Time! Go Crazy With Your Tools!

Your tool storage and workspace can look as anal-retentive as you want them to look. There are no wrong answers. Some dads play “crime scene” with a permanent marker and pegboard, giving each hand tool a designated spot on the wall. Other dads spend a fortune on one of those rolling metal toolboxes and then toss everything inside. Let’s shoot for a happy medium.

Overhead Rag Storage

Keep your garage space clean by keeping wipes close by. This is a great way to keep the garage spic and span. If your ceiling is low enough, nestle a box of paper rags within its joints. Each time you need a rag, just reach up and grab one to wipe down the counters or your face and hands with ease. Try installing it in the ceiling or sticking the box onto the wall. 

How to Keep It Organized

Keep similar tools or tools you’ll use for the same kind of job in roughly the same spot.

Be nitpicky about the nuts, bolts, and screws. Listen, none of this little stuff is expensive. But it’s also possible to end up with 200 of an odd-sized screw you only needed for three projects because you couldn’t find the box you bought last time. Those tiny drawer units are super cheap at places like Harbor Freight. Buy a few. Borror the label maker from your partner or work, and go to town. You can literally type up labels and put them on the drawers while watching the Lakers. And the next time you need a #24 wood screw, you know exactly where to find one.

Lock every drawer that you possibly can. Little hands can do big damage with a staple gun.

Have a decoy toolbox. Keep it stocked with the bare necessities and cheap versions of things your family might want to borrow. Hammer, screwdriver, Allen wrench, drill, picture-hanging nails/screws, tape measure — you get the gist. Keep it somewhere super obvious, like right on top of your workbench. That way, when they need something, they can find what they think they need easily (read: Without digging through your stuff).

Another way to keep your garage clutter-free is to use a ball claw. This device mounts to the wall and holds your basketballs, soccer balls, footballs, and volleyballs in a safe and accessible place. The next time your kids are looking for their equipment, they can avoid searching under the car or rifling through gardening tools, and making a big mess.

Fishing Gear Storage

Do you enjoy fishing trips with the fam, but are tired of your fishing gear getting tangled up? Use a swimming pool noodle and a long line of PVC to keep your lines separate. Cut tiny slices into the noodle about four inches apart. Slide the noodle around the PVC and then screw the covered PVC pipe into the wall. Then place your fishing rods into each cut.

Ryan Reynolds and The Rock Have Met Their Match in ‘Red Notice’ Trailer

Even superheroes have day jobs. At least, actors who play superheroes do.

Gal Gadot, aka Wonder Woman, Ryan Reynolds, aka Deadpool, and Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock, aka Black Adam, are more than the capes and tights and lasso they sport in their mega-budget super flicks. They’re also working actors, and this November, they’re working for Netflix.

The movie is called Red Notice, and while they aren’t playing superheroes, they aren’t exactly playing chumps either. Not when you look like they do.

Here’s the synopsis: It’s the PRO vs. the CONS. An Interpol-issued Red Notice is a global alert to hunt and capture the world’s most wanted. But when a daring heist brings together the FBI’s top profiler (Johnson) and two rival criminals (Gadot, Reynolds), there’s no telling what will happen.

The first trull trailer was just released and it looks fun, of overstuffed. It’s a prison break movie, a heist movie, an action movie, a buddy comedy, and more. But nothing a few charming movie stars can’t handle.

The movie hits Netflix on November 5th:

‘Cheer Dad’ Goes Viral for High-Kicking His Way Into Our Hearts

If you cheer for the cheerleader, do you then become the cheerleader? Truly one of the great mysteries of life – a mystery that Rolland “Hekili” Holland doesn’t have time to ponder because, well, he’s busy cheering. Holland’s daughter, Mackenzi, admittedly used to find her dad’s distinct show of support embarrassing. But more recently, she’s found a new appreciation for her dad’s unique way of showing up for her.

Mackenzi is a cheerleader for York High School, but during a recent game, it was Holland who stole the show. As Mackenzi and her fellow cheerleaders perfectly executed their routine on the field, Holland did the same in the stands. Eyes locked proudly on his daughter, Holland hit every mark flawlessly.

41-Year-old Holland, a father of three girls, recently retired after spending 24 years as an Air Force Major. Due to his work, Holland spent periods of time stationed away from home during his daughters’ childhoods. He relished the time he got to spend with his family, supporting them wholeheartedly both at home and from afar.

Cheering along with Mackenzi is a long-standing tradition for Holland, going viral in 2019 for a similar video. Mackenzi, now a senior, is heading to college next year. Holland recently started a new career working on Air Traffic Control simulators, and at least until the end of the school year, he’s enjoying his honorary role as “Cheer Dad.”

Though Holland’s time as Mackenzi’s personal cheerleader is coming to a close, he remains hopeful that one day he’ll reprise his role. Holland’s middle daughter, Brayanna, made it abundantly clear that his shenanigans are not welcome at her softball games. His youngest daughter Jaymi, however, made no such proclamation. Ok, so she’s only seven, but Holland remains hopeful.

“‘Cheer Dad” might come back when Jaymi gets to high school,” Holland told theDaily Press. “But, if she’s embarrassed and doesn’t want it, then I’ll just be a regular dad.”

Scooby-Doo Dominates Map of States’ Favorite Spooky Kid Flicks

Look, I’m not here to bash Hocus Pocus. I’ve gotten into enough trouble doing that on social media. Besides, I have no problem with it being on a list of spooky children’s movies. Because that’s who it’s for!

The list I’m talking about was put together by USDish, and it lays out every state’s favorite spooky children’s movie, just in time for Halloween. None of the movies on this list of “most searched spooky kids movies in 2021” should come as a surprise to any parent out there who loves Halloween.

My wife and I have been doing our yearly “spooktober” tradition, which entails showing our kids – and ourselves, once the kids have gone to bed – as many spooky movies as we can throughout the month of October.

Obviously, the ones we watch after the kids are in bed are a little bit different than the ones on this list, but I will admit that Hocus Pocus – which the list shows dominates New England (the movie takes place in Salem, Mass) – is pretty scary, at least in terms of how bad it is! Sorry. Sorry.

80s classics Beetlejuice and Ghostbusters show up a few times, as does the Pixar weep fest Coco (in New Mexico and Texas, which makes sense, given the movie’s depiction of Mexican culture). E.T. even shows up a couple of times!

(Credit: USDish)

Some other key findings from the list:

  • The dynamic duo, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo, have stolen the hearts of Americans, coming in as the most searched movie in 13 states.
  • Apparently, button eyes are in this year, with Coraline coming in as the most searched kids’ movie in 11 states.
  • Halloweentown is Oregon’s top spooky kid’s movie, which is fitting since the movie was filmed in St. Helens.
  • Although Gremlins isn’t the most beloved nationally, it still has North Dakotans interested almost 30 years after its release.

Which of these movies are Halloween staples in your house?

Christmas Trees Will Be More Expensive, Harder-to-Find This Year

Hey, has your day-to-day life been annoyed enough yet by supply chain issues? No? Well, you are IN LUCK. From the people who brought you the coming holiday season toy shortage, we now have “Christmas trees will be more expensive!” news. And this one is a little more complicated than just blaming the pandemic.

For starters, blame the 2008 recession. Christmas trees usually take 10-12 years to mature and be ready for you to haul into your living room. After the recession hit in 2008, some farms closed or dramatically cut back on the number of trees they planted.

The next thing to blame is environmental issues, as an early frost in Vermont and New Hampshire killed off a bunch of trees. And then finally you can get to the pandemic, as the cost of things like trucking and the gas to chainsaw down those trees are all more expensive. And when things get more expensive, the costs just get passed on to the customer (fun!).

The executive director of the National Christmas Tree Association (which apparently is a thing) Tim O’Connor told TODAY they wouldn’t call it a “shortage” but listed some reasons why prices would go up.

Now, that makes those of us who are artificial tree people look smart. Why bother with the irregular tree, the strapping it down to your roof, the pine needles all over the house? Love the smell, buy a candle! With an artificial tree, you know what you’re getting every year and you know the ins and outs on how to best decorate it.

And if you’re ready to come over to our side, well, you’re also out of luck there too. According to a report in the Wall Street Journal, the price of artificial trees (and most decorations) will be as much as 25 percent higher, due to the ongoing supply chain and shipping issues. So, in a sense, we’re right back where we started.

Christmas isn’t canceled, it’s just going to be more expensive this year.

RUMOR: MCU Developing World War Hulk Movie

The MCU has been alive and kicking for more than a decade now. It kicked off with Iron Man and slowly picked up a collection of superheroes over ten years of multiplex dominating movies. Then they all came together to close out the Infinity Saga in Endgame. Along the way, nearly every major character was featured in their own movie, or collection of movies, culminating in Black Widow’s long-awaited, pandemic-delayed solo flick.

There was one core member of the crew who never got his own movie: The Hulk. But that may be about to change.

On Thursday, a website called The GWW broke the rumor that Marvel is developing a movie version of the celebrated World War Hulk storyline, featuring the big green guy. The article states that one of the reasons the Hulk hasn’t had his own movie – unless you count Ed Norton’s outing, which is technically a part of the MCU mythology (hence the Abomination appearing in Shang-Chi, and William Hurt’s General Ross continuing to feature in Avengers movies) but has otherwise been largely disregarded – is that Universal held the rights. Apparently, according to a 2020 rumor, Disney has them now.

The World War Hulk movie is rumored to be coming together at the end of this year and is meant to build off of the events, and the expanded Hulk-based universe, of the forthcoming Disney+, show She-Hulk, starring Tatyana Maslany. Mark Ruffalo will supposedly appear in the show, which will focus on She-Hulk’s exploits as a lawyer.

How the show leads into the space-based WWH storyline is yet to be seen – largely because we haven’t seen the show yet! – but odds are even if this rumor is true, Kevin Feige and Marvel will have to find a new take on the source material to make it fit within the existing MCU framework. The original storyline features characters that don’t yet exist on-screen.

And that’s only if the rumors are true. If they are, surely we’ll hear something soon. Especially since Mark Ruffalo is known to have loose lips!

Major Candy Maker Attacked by Ransomware Hackers Ahead of Halloween

One of the biggest candy companies in the U.S. of A. is having a difficult time getting its candy to the people in the days ahead of the Candy Superbowl thanks to a devious group of hackers. The weeks leading up to Halloween are a bad time for your candy production to go offline, but Ferrara is facing this difficulty as manufacturing facilities have been affected by ransomware hackers messing with their systems.

This seems like a big deal. Ransomware attacks are getting more prolific and for a while, they were mainly targeting groups like local governments (yawn). Now, they are attacking our nation right where it matters most (ok maybe not most, but this is candy, dangit!).

Ferrara is the manufacturer of many great candies, such as Brach’s Candy Corn (the only good candy corn). They also make SweetTarts, Laffy Taffy, Nerds, Red Hots, Lemonheads, Jawbreakers, Pixy Stix, and Everlasting Gobstoppers. Chocolate snobs may shrug off this hack-attack because it doesn’t affect the Halloween titans, but I am here to defend (some) these candies.

A proper Halloween basket needs some sweet variety to mix it up, and Nerds/SweeTarts are a staple in that category. Lemonheads are the most underrated candy on the planet, and Everlasting Gobstoppers are legit good. Gobstoppers are probably the best candy of that entire bunch. Pixy Stix, meanwhile, is the closest thing tee-ball players have to performance-enhancing substances.

And candy corn, for all its ills, is still the premier fall seasonal candy.

More importantly, if the hackers are targeting one candy company, they could put others in their sites. Several large grain companies were also majorly affected earlier this year by ransomware attacks.

A Ferrara spokesperson said the company has only been able to resume manufacturing in “select cities” in a statement acknowledging the attack.

Of course, any time a candy company is taken down, the first suspect becomes a disgruntled Oompa Loompa, but this sounds like it could be more serious. It may be time to start hoarding Nerds like it’s toilet paper in March of 2020.

Mel Brooks Is Bringing a “History of the World” Sequel to Hulu

A proliferation of streaming services and companies getting into the #content game means unknown newcomers have a better chance of seeing their vision realized on the small screen. Hulu is making that dream come true for one comedic voice, as the breakthrough performer is (checks notes) the 95-year-old comedy legend Mel Brooks. Hulu announced that Brooks is writing and producing History of the World, Part II, an 8-episode variety series, for the streamer.

This will be a sequel to his legendary comedy History of the World, Part I film in 1981. Only a short 40 years later, Brooks will take to the sequel. That’s like some George R. R. Martin timing right there. The original movie was vignettes and musical numbers covering the Stone Age, Ancient Rome, and all the way through the French Revolution. It may be most remembered for the very funny “Jews in Space.”

So the 95-year-old comedy legend, who also brought us classics like Spaceballs, The Producers, and Blazing Saddles. Just iconic stuff right there. And it’s amazing he’s still working in his mid-90s.

“I can’t wait to once more tell the real truth about all the phony baloney stories the world has been conned into believing are History!” Brooks said in the press release.

Of course, being in his mid-90s, he probably won’t play five different characters again in the sequel. Instead, he’s got some heavyweight comedic help. The series will also be written by Nick Kroll, Wanda Sykes, Ike Barinholtz, David Stassen, and Kevin Salter. Some major talent from the comedy worlds of stand-up and TV.

The series is currently in the writing stages with production set to start in the spring.

Sony Releases First Action-Packed Trailer for Uncharted Film

Uncharted has always been a cinematic gaming experience.  When you’re playing as treasure hunter Nathan Drake, you feel like you’re inside an Indiana Jones movie, pulling off death-defying feats and taking down bad guys.  The stories and set pieces were just ripe to be adapted to the big screen and today, we got our first official look at the brand-new film starring Tom Holland & Mark Wahlberg.

Just judging by the trailer, they’ve definitely captured the spirit of the games. Check it out for yourself down below.

Here’s the official plot synopsis:

“Based on one of the best-selling, most critically acclaimed video game series of all time, Uncharted introduces audiences to the young street-smart Nathan Drake (Tom Holland) and showcases his first treasure hunting adventure with wisecracking partner Victor “Sully” Sullivan (Mark Wahlberg). In an action-adventure epic that spans the globe, the two go in dangerous pursuit of “the greatest treasure never found” while also tracking clues that may lead to Nathan’s long-lost brother.”

Now, as someone who is a big fan of the game series, it seems like they’re pulling story elements from a few of them.  In Uncharted 4, Nathan was looking for his brother with Sully, but they were all much older (Sully especially being very wrinkly).  Also, the crazy airplane crash with all of the cargo flying out the back is straight out of Uncharted 3.  They’re taking some of the best elements from these games, but I hope it isn’t just a mish-mash of clashing stories and it actually works.  Still, it looks like a lot of fun and director Ruben Fleischer (Zombieland 1 & 2, Venom) has proven himself capable of delivering some great action sequences.  Hopefully, Fleischer and crew can pull off impressing the legions of fans that love the video games, while also bringing in an audience that has never played the games before.

Uncharted releases exclusively in theaters on February 18th, 2022

Tarantino Wants to Make ‘Kill Bill 3’ and a Comedy Western. And Also Retire, So.

For years, Quentin Tarantino has said he was going to direct ten films and then hang it up and move on to other things. After writing and directing 2019’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood he has devoted his time to writing books (including a novelization of the movie), converting Once Upon a Time… into a play, and conducting interviews where he again suggested that his tenth film could be his last. Could that film be Kill Bill 3?

If number 10 is to be the end of his storied filmmaking career, capping it with the third installment – or second, if you count Kill Bill 1 and 2 as one film – would make some sense. QT has often suggested a follow-up where Vivica Fox’s character’s daughter sought her own revenge on Uma Thermon’s character, bringing The Bride’s own revenge story full circle. Recently, when receiving a lifetime achievement award at the Rome Film Festival, a reporter asked him if that could still be his 10th movie answered: “Why not?”

“But first I want to make a comedy,” he continued, mentioning his desire to direct a comedy-Western.

“It’s not like my next movie. It’s a piece of something else that I’m thinking about doing — and I’m not going to describe what it is,” Tarantino said. “But part of this thing, there is supposed to be a Spaghetti Western in it.”

“I’m looking forward to shooting that [thing] because it’s going to be really fun. Because I want to shoot it in the Spaghetti Western style where everybody’s speaking a different language. The Mexican Bandido is an Italian; the hero is an American; the bad sheriff is a German; the Mexican saloon girl is Israeli. And everybody is speaking a different language. And you [the actors] just know: OK, when he’s finished talking then I can talk,” Tarantino laughed while describing the project.

While Tarantino’s movies certainly have humor in them – “I shot Marvin in the face!” – few would describe them as full blown comedies. Whether the director can pull off what sounds like an ambitious, and odd, comedic Spaghetti western will have to be seen to be believed. But he hasn’t had many misfires yet.